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"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

'More bubbles!'

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

A Manicure

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

Loofah Lady

'Mom's Spa'

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

Complete Makeover

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

Woman in a bathtub.

"Getting a Brazilian has been nothing like I expected."

"I just finished a 10-day cleanse. Now it's time to retox."

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

Odd Spas

Being Pampered.

'It wasn't any good for spells but it makes a great jacuzzi!'

Massage parlour offering therapeutic, Swedish, and ego massages.

'You must be crazy.'

'Soak too long in the tub, dear?'

Pine Hill Hot Dog Water Springs

Foot Massage

"She massages egos."