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"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

'More bubbles!'

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

Hot Pie Therapy

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

A Manicure

Loofah Lady

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

'Mom's Spa'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

Complete Makeover

Woman in a bathtub.

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

Odd Spas

Being Pampered.

"I just finished a 10-day cleanse. Now it's time to retox."

"Getting a Brazilian has been nothing like I expected."

'It wasn't any good for spells but it makes a great jacuzzi!'

Massage parlour offering therapeutic, Swedish, and ego massages.

'You must be crazy.'

How to recover from a bad day

Foot Massage

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'