Spa Day Jokers Prints

"Every once in a while I go to the sewage treatment plant to get cleaned up."

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

Loofah Lady

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

Complete Makeover

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"I just finished a 10-day cleanse. Now it's time to retox."

Being Pampered.

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

Massage parlour offering therapeutic, Swedish, and ego massages.

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

"She massages egos."

'Soak too long in the tub, dear?'

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

'We can remove the hair from your back. Yes, your husband's back, too!'

"I hope he doesn't hear me sizzling."

'Here comes Tim. Rumor has it he gets hot wax treatments.'

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

'He's started jogging to work.'

'That will be $600, thank you...'

'Happy birthday Frank!...'

Chill Out ZoneShell Out Zone.

"Whatever."

"My New Year's resolution is to get fit and watch more TV."

Mrs. Snowman talks: 'It took me a long time to get over my husband's death!'

"Are we at the undercoat stage yet, or is this still the primer?"