Spa Day Improviser Prints

While the hygienist was out of the room, Darlene used the tooth polisher to remove some unwanted moles.

Using an iron for a facial.

Spa

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

The Cat Spa

Loofah Lady

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

Spa Dog

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

"You're incredibly tight."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

Complete Makeover

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

'Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?'

Odd Spas

"Well, that's that, Henry. Let's go over to the Four Seasons and towel off."

"I just finished a 10-day cleanse. Now it's time to retox."

Being Pampered.

"You're carrying a lot of pretension in your back."

Massage parlour offering therapeutic, Swedish, and ego massages.

"She massages egos."

'This place is awesome! Check it out. His and hers loofah brushes.'

Spa day

Foot Massage