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"So that's how they set the soybean price."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

"Getting into a fight is one thing, but did you have to get into a class-clearing brawl?"

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

Only One Item or Fewer.

"If you really want to get ahead you'll need to stop licking your own butt and start licking mine."

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

'Gentlemen-the sweets smell of success!'

Shareholders Meeting - We will be paying a dividend but I will not be announcing it here.

'Have you been talking to someone, Jenkins?'

'Retirement Training Program'"Very good, Larry! Just one more step and you'll have the entire aisle blocked!"

'Long term I like energy and transportation stocks. Short term I like lottery tickets.'

"I invested in Chinese stocks just because of my ironic sense of humor - if it goes wrong, I can't even afford a bowl of Chop Suey!"

Stock market books.

Artificial Isle

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