Soviet Satire Enthusiast Prints

'Hey, mac, is this your idea of glasnost?'

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

Convenience.

"Do Mr. Reaper, do you have health insurance?"

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

'Welcome! Highly placed, unidentified administration spokespersons convention.'

Glasnost

"Actually, we will replace you."

'Oh no! The sharp elbowed middle class!'

'Of course cutting back on this level of bureaucracy will require a lot of work...'

'Oh, I think I know exactly what the artist is saying. He's saying; 'With a bit of luck, some idiot will buy this junk'!'

Ant Drones

"But how many followers do you have?"

Lobster a la Riseholme!

'Bad enough they always ask what the worst case scenario is. Must they always look so damned happy asking it?'

Meet Larry; tenor, baritone, philosopher, social commentator, sport analyst, political expert, relationship expert … and A+ certified plumber.

If Kitschy Film Dialogues Were Really Realistic. . .

Next on Fox! Clowns Without Makeup.

"Dreadful party, nobody to talk to!"

The ascent of man.

Water-main break - "Very serious." - The Times

"What's it look like I'm doing? I'm pursuing the American Daydream."

The New World

'I'm ninety-seven years old and I still have all my own teeth.'

New Hospital Train- Stretchers Suspended by Rubber Bands

"Oh God, the alt-right is adopting clown memes now?"

'Sure, NOW they tell us!'

"Social Security forced you to come for this interview didn't they!"

Paradise Singles Bar.

"He had his food with all the garlic and the onions and then burped into his mask... did he die of corona, or did he die with corona?"

"I think you may have misinterpreted the idea of an informal interview."

Social Distancing