Soviet Satire Enthusiast Pillows

'Hey, mac, is this your idea of glasnost?'

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

Convenience.

"Do Mr. Reaper, do you have health insurance?"

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

'Welcome! Highly placed, unidentified administration spokespersons convention.'

Glasnost

" ... and this is my wife - I'm legally obligated to tell you that."

'Oh no! The sharp elbowed middle class!'

"Actually, we will replace you."

'Of course cutting back on this level of bureaucracy will require a lot of work...'

Lobster a la Riseholme!

Ant Drones

'Bad enough they always ask what the worst case scenario is. Must they always look so damned happy asking it?'

'Oh, I think I know exactly what the artist is saying. He's saying; 'With a bit of luck, some idiot will buy this junk'!'

"But how many followers do you have?"

Meet Larry; tenor, baritone, philosopher, social commentator, sport analyst, political expert, relationship expert … and A+ certified plumber.

If Kitschy Film Dialogues Were Really Realistic. . .

"Dreadful party, nobody to talk to!"

Next on Fox! Clowns Without Makeup.

"After years of unsuccessfully trying to catch my tail, I decided to just follow it on twitter."

The ascent of man.

Water-main break - "Very serious." - The Times

"I think you may have misinterpreted the idea of an informal interview."

'Sure, NOW they tell us!'

"Social Security forced you to come for this interview didn't they!"

Paradise Singles Bar.

"He had his food with all the garlic and the onions and then burped into his mask... did he die of corona, or did he die with corona?"

Social Distancing

"Oh God, the alt-right is adopting clown memes now?"

The New World

"What's it look like I'm doing? I'm pursuing the American Daydream."

Super Bowl Media Day 2013

New Hospital Train- Stretchers Suspended by Rubber Bands