Souvenir From The Storm T-Shirts

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

Captain in a storm

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

I hate monday mornings.

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

Bus Stop

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

"If everyone is telling my I'm a collectible, why do I see myself as junk?"

Flights suspended snowstorm

Trading Places.

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"Still snowing upstate?"

"You're right, boy... man nor beast!"

Jasper wasn't used to dealing with snowstorms before winter, let alone before Halloween...

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

It's been awhile, so to refresh your memory - what you need in your car for winter snowstorms...

Back in 5 Minutes.

'Call the office, I'm starting my vacation today.'

Trees and hurricanes

Snot-Freezing Cold Grips the North Country...

Shoveling Snow

Mr. Winter blast returns.

Green Shoots

"If I can reach that cabin, I'll be saved."

'If this is the start of a new Ice Age, we are in big trouble.'