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"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Holiday time.

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"Delivery."

"You're right, boy... man nor beast!"

"Are there sharks in the water?"

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

"We've been floating aimlessly for months!"

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'All hail the queen of static electricity!'

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

"Hey, it's the scouting virus! It doesn't affect your pc, it just makes you want to go camping!"

Worm running away from hook.

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

Did Mitch Dream about his office in Barbados, or did he dream about Barbados in his office?

"Without question, you're a big improvement on our last tour rep."

Crisp New England Air.

'Wow. Hitching a ride on a lonely road, during a storm... You realise how many 'slasher' movies start like this?'

A man hunting in gale of wind

'Fishing in the West.'

'There goes Mr Figgins from number 42. He never misses a chance to walk his dog.'

'You're a genius Carlisle.'

"I'm passing thru a school zone...let me call you back from a land vine."

'Al's been into catch and release for years, but it's not on a voluntary basis.'

"Well drained, sheltered and flat. We'll camp here." "5 bars! We'll camp here!!"

'You can never be me.'

'Back home, it's probably Happy Hour now!'

Excess Baggage: Many people who go on cruise vacations insist on a cabin with an ocean view.

Caution: Bridle Path

The sandman starts working in bulk.

Obsessive Islander