Southern Serenader T-Shirts

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Saxophone Player.

Bagpipes in the bath.

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

Love birds playing a guitar.

I love my Uke.

My Violinist Valentine

No Bruch!

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

'Do you practice everyday or are you always this annoying?'

'Croak something romantic, will ya?'

Musicians on a beach

The Gong

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

Guitar.

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

A fat saxophonist on the beach wearing a rubber ring.

'You seemed keen enough yesterday when I suggested an evening of soft lights and sweet music!'

"Sandpipers."

Chicken singing romantic songs

Romantic music.

Christ and His Disciples - Ticket for the London Hospital.

Serenading with a guitar

A man gesturing at the moon

"You choose now to suddenly become romantic?"

'Hi, Sweetie! I'd like you to meet my pier group.'

"Hmm Hmm. Hmm Hmm."

"Could you keep it down please!"

'I'd like to teach the world to sting.'

Violinist on a Beach

"This next one goes to a special someone who stole my soul... literally!"

"If I were a carpenter"

Winter String Quartet

"O.K., Marv, you win. Quit the croonin' and get a condom."

Gondolier