Southern Serenader Gifts

Kris Kristofferson

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Saxophone Player.

Bagpipes in the bath.

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

Love birds playing a guitar.

I love my Uke.

No Bruch!

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

My Violinist Valentine

The Gong

Musicians on a beach

'Croak something romantic, will ya?'

'Do you practice everyday or are you always this annoying?'

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

Guitar.

A fat saxophonist on the beach wearing a rubber ring.

A man gesturing at the moon

"Sandpipers."

Chicken singing romantic songs

Romantic music.

'You seemed keen enough yesterday when I suggested an evening of soft lights and sweet music!'

Christ and His Disciples - Ticket for the London Hospital.

Serenading with a guitar

"You choose now to suddenly become romantic?"

'Hi, Sweetie! I'd like you to meet my pier group.'

Violinist on a Beach

"Could you keep it down please!"

"If I were a carpenter"

"This next one goes to a special someone who stole my soul... literally!"

"Hmm Hmm. Hmm Hmm."

'I'd like to teach the world to sting.'

Winter String Quartet

"O.K., Marv, you win. Quit the croonin' and get a condom."