Southern Satirist Mugs

Diocese of South Carolina!

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

Sock Puppet in Literature

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Scarecrows guarding a field

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

'Secondhand smoke.'

'Harold, I told you to take out the trash!'

Suburban street.

'I feel I owe a lot to my country.' - 'So, you haven't paid your income tax again.'

'Don't believe everything you read.'

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

"I'm sorry, dear, but you know how I feel about intra-marital sex."

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

Autumn Leaves

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

Early Ram Raids

"I'm the king of the jungle! Why do I always get the hand-me-down phones?"

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

"This here is a little number I wrote when I recovered a repressed memory."

'I am wearing my bikini!'

'This is totally bananas!'

'Well, that's just great...zombies! There goes the neighbourhood!'

'For what we are about to receive...'

Slower than a rubber-tipped arrow,as powerful as a wind-up choo-choo, unable to step over his shoelaces, it's Copyright Free Man!

'And me fresh out of xanax.'

The Domestic Violence Workshop Commences At 2:30.

'Hell? No. We're just the side effects of your new drugs.'

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