South America Enthusiast Gifts

Carioca

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Now here's a place I like!'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Why Cows Leave Home

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

Gates A-B Taking Care of Business, C-D Funny Business, E-F Do Your Business.

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

The Airport.

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

Eugene Ionesco

"We finally made it - Switzerland!"

"How come I always get the crying baby right behind me?"

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

"The health of Mr. Putin is very good!"

'Business or pleasure?'

"Mine's camper."

'What'll it be: rough-and-ready, ready or not, not on your life, or life's a beach?'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

Goose checking his GPS.

"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"

"They become aggressive when you recline them."

Tokyo City Limits

"Heads-up, the tourists are coming."

Single men in Tahiti

Robin Hood Flies.