South America Enthusiast Pillows

Carioca

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'Now here's a place I like!'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Why Cows Leave Home

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Gates A-B Taking Care of Business, C-D Funny Business, E-F Do Your Business.

The Airport.

Eugene Ionesco

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

"The health of Mr. Putin is very good!"

"How come I always get the crying baby right behind me?"

'Business or pleasure?'

'What'll it be: rough-and-ready, ready or not, not on your life, or life's a beach?'

"They become aggressive when you recline them."

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

Goose checking his GPS.

"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Robin Hood Flies.

"Heads-up, the tourists are coming."

Single men in Tahiti

Tokyo City Limits

'Yes, It's in that direction.'