South American Culture Admirer Gifts

Pedro Pablo Kuczynski

The Selfie

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

Carioca

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

Hoxton map.

Mexican angels.

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."

Bernard Levin

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."

Frida Kahlo

80 years for Montt

Sun Worshipers

'I'm not cut out for this job' (Matisse sketch to cut out paper model)

"He wields his culture like a blunt instrument."

Pagan God in church, "He's asking for political asylum."

Easter Island

'I don't know about you but I don't feel very sapiens today.'

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

'Remember - when Daylight Saving Time ends, we have to give everything a slight turn to the left.'

'How God invented polish'

'It's all hand made.'

Pearly Queen Gates

"Marilyn, I think you misunderstood when I said we'd be going dutch."

"Is this where I sign up for the cross fit class?"

"Five hundred years from now, who'll know the difference?"

"Might I sound a note of caution?"

The Month of April