Source Sleuths Gifts

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'85.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

The Modern Godot

Covidiom: The Pen is Mightier than the Sword.

"Now here's my co-anchor, Nancy, with a conflicting account of that very same story."

Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

School of journalism and politics.

Secret Service Dogs

"I'm majoring in Communications with a minor in Leaking!"

'These days, it's hard to tell whom to trust - T.V. news, or your social network. . .'

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

"Like WikiLeaks has nothing better to do."

'Do I have a story to tell about Novox Genlab!'

The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...

"But sir, you may think you want underwear, but your internet consumer profile says you want a jet ski."

"Don't mind me. I'm just nosy."

'Remember, all these security cameras are for YOUR protection...otherwise, I'd come over there and smack you.'

'Who's your Daddy?'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

F.B.I. An equal opportunity phone tapper without regard to race, sex, or national origin.

Conflicting Reports

'Bravo Professor, you stumbled upon the one fact that makes sense of it all. Unfortunately humanity is not permitted to know that the Universe was designed by a committee of ducks.'

"So we figured why explore Mars when, closer to home, there's still so much we don't know about the Petersens."

Reporter #2: plant.

Reporter at a crime scene.

'No, I haven't found the elusive Higgs boson yet.'

"Get all the information you can, we'll think of a use for it later."