Source Sleuths Gifts

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'85.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

Covidiom: The Pen is Mightier than the Sword.

The Modern Godot

CIA. Office of Disinformation. Please Use Other Door.

"Now here's my co-anchor, Nancy, with a conflicting account of that very same story."

Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

Secret Service Dogs

"I'm majoring in Communications with a minor in Leaking!"

School of journalism and politics.

No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

'These days, it's hard to tell whom to trust - T.V. news, or your social network. . .'

The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...

'Do I have a story to tell about Novox Genlab!'

"Like WikiLeaks has nothing better to do."

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

"But sir, you may think you want underwear, but your internet consumer profile says you want a jet ski."

"Don't mind me. I'm just nosy."

'Remember, all these security cameras are for YOUR protection...otherwise, I'd come over there and smack you.'

'Who's your Daddy?'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'Bravo Professor, you stumbled upon the one fact that makes sense of it all. Unfortunately humanity is not permitted to know that the Universe was designed by a committee of ducks.'

F.B.I. An equal opportunity phone tapper without regard to race, sex, or national origin.

Conflicting Reports

"So we figured why explore Mars when, closer to home, there's still so much we don't know about the Petersens."

'No, I haven't found the elusive Higgs boson yet.'

Reporter #2: plant.

Six Degrees of Depradation

Reporter at a crime scene.

Ok, who wants to break the story ofmy retirement as you journalism teacher, and who wants to be the anonymous source?

Idea! Waste it on someone else. I know how I can spend my spare time now that my work hours have been cut. Citizen journalist. What did you know and when did you know it?! Oh brother.