Sour T-Shirts

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Quartet.

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

Frank and Ernie's Diner. Today: Alphabet Soup. The little green pieces? --- That's Ernie's idea. It's Q-cumber.

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Maple tree donating syrup at a syrup drive clinic.

Little Richard

A tuba and love hearts

Conclave.

Foodies at a Diner. We'll have the alphabet soup, unless it's Helvetica or Times New Roman.

"The guy's a natural!"

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

Lady practising the clarinet.

Required Reeding.

Tea and Sugar Rationing

"This is a blind audition, right?"

Frank and Ernie's Diner. I'll have the beef and tomato consomme from Santiago. Coming up one chilly Chile Chili!

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

"Doesn't anybody play the harp anymore?"

'Can't you read?!'

'I can't believe it's not butter!'

'This job would be much easier if you didn't play the flute!'

Bootsy Collins

Energy Drinks

Alexander Borodin's Ragtime Band

Diner. Menu. You overcooked the alphabet soup. The letters aren't holding their shape. We'll just say it's "cursive style"!

Sousaphone Player

Supply was out of harps.

I think the alphabet soup expired.