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If life gives you lemons. . .

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

Bottle Distillery

"I like this Carl, you've come up with more solutions than we have problems."

"The problem with your reasoned solutions is they don't fit my preconceived notions of the problems."

'Think tank' and 'Rethink tank'.

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'I have nobody else to blame but myself so we need to brainstorm.'

The Big Idea vs The Small Change

"I'd prefer a win-win solution – but I'm open to just a win."

'Unfortunately we're approaching the expiration dates on most of our quick-fix solutions.'

'Well, we've divided an elegant solution. Do we have any elegant problems?'

Air Pollution Agency - 'Tell them I have the solution to most of their problems.'

Half full. Optimist. Half empty. Pessimist. Pragmatist.

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

"You owe us more than your house is worth. One of our depositors will be moving in with you to help even things out."

"What did we throw at our problems before we had Money?"

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Customers are not buying your products. . . but solutions to their problems.

'Don't get upset with a down market. Someone will come up with an app.'

"Instead of filling in all the pot holes, it’d be easier to lower the rest of the road."

'It's delicious, but I'm still going to disallow your home office.'

"Vending machine is junk. For $1.00 I'll beat on it for you."

Lawn & Garden Supply. Sod. They're arguing over the last piece of sod we have in stock. I hate these turf battles.

'Henderson - you'll never make it in this business unless you learn to think outside the box.'

"Try blowing on it."

Air fresheners being pumped into the city's sewers.

Unblocking the Fountain of Hope.