Sour Taste Navigator Pillows

"Just when you think nothing could be worse than broccoli, they hit you with sauerkraut!"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

Bubble gum leaves

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Too much cilantro

Thou Shalt Not!

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

I love Cannelloni

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

Let's skip to dessert

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"That's part of my Quality Control Program."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

Tzatzikicicle

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'