Soundtrack Artisan Gifts

Famed elevator music composer Edward C. Quimble, hard at work.

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Internet Cafe.

Musical genres

"Potential buyers of the company are coming through today. Tell everyone to look sharp and put a few bowls of potpourri here and there."

About the potter.

Luthier

"Trust me, Brad, those comedy sound effects aren't a reflection of how this is going."

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

Pottery Slam

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

"They have a wonderful author-editor relationship."

'I understand Sir. No, I didn't take that personally, Sir...Could you hold please?'

'He may have green fingers, but he's got dirty finger nails!'

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

Artisanal Pottery

'I ran into a whittler.'

"We've gleaned all we need to know about you from the internet, but we'll keep your resume as a great example of creative writing."

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

'I know the legal process doesn't really work like it does on TV, but couldn't you at least have a sound track.'

"You're dragging the beat."

Gioacchino Antonio Rossini

Georg Frideric Handel

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

Cheesemaker

Cottage Industry