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"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

The Computer Bore

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Bullseye!

Homo Gamus

Fragile stamper.

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

'This Power Point slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

The battle of the pianos.

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

Al, trust me� You're ready for tomorrow's comic strip. I really want to nail my performance, Axel. "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup�waiter, there's a fly in my soup�waiter, there's a fly in my soup�waiter, there's a fly in my soup�waiter�"

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."

Social lens of the photojournalist

"Page 33, line 4..."

"Now you can send it."

'This course is a great ego builder.'

Cull people who talk and text during a concert you've paid good money to see.

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

"Dang it, my eyes were closed - take another one!"

'I am playing outside, Mom -- look at the graphics.'