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"Now you can send it."

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Bullseye!

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

Perfection

Deadlines, Inc.

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'Our expenses have decreased 20 per cent since we started refilling our own ink jet cartridges.'

'Sorry to trouble you , sir , but did you remember to sign my expenses ?'

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"You're welcome."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

Social lens of the photojournalist

Job Security

"It needs a lot of editing."

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

"Quit moving"

'Young lady, stop talking to your dad in such a disrespectful way! After all he's a man with degrees and can fill in his unemployment benefit application in five different languages!'