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"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

Desk Bins: Do Over/Do Over Again/Closer, but Re-Do/Return to Top Bin.

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Perfection

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"You're welcome."

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

"Quit moving"

"Now you can send it."

Wanting his picnic with Gwen to be perfect, Hal made sure they would not be bothered by ants.

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

"Sir, you may find this book very helpful, too."

Great Painting

Decorating a column.

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

The Scream Painting

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

Copycat.

'Apparently he only uses fugitive colours.'

Mount Everest.

"It's no use. We just can't improve on perfection."

'According to today's boxscore, Rockley, you've made a couple of errors and you didn't score any runs.'

Sculptor's Attempts At Sculpting Crumpled Paper Ball End Up In Trash

"Our standards are so high we only hire people who do crossword puzzles in ink."

'To err is human, but that's no excuse.'

'Regardless, our trip to the Upper Amazon was fine. You know David--everything has to be perfect.'