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"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

Desk Bins: Do Over/Do Over Again/Closer, but Re-Do/Return to Top Bin.

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Perfection

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"You're welcome."

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

"Quit moving"

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

"Now you can send it."

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

"Sir, you may find this book very helpful, too."

The Scream Painting

Decorating a column.

Great Painting

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

'Apparently he only uses fugitive colours.'

Copycat.

Mount Everest.

"It's no use. We just can't improve on perfection."

'According to today's boxscore, Rockley, you've made a couple of errors and you didn't score any runs.'

"Our standards are so high we only hire people who do crossword puzzles in ink."

Sculptor's Attempts At Sculpting Crumpled Paper Ball End Up In Trash

"The Graphene making process is working perfectly."

'Regardless, our trip to the Upper Amazon was fine. You know David--everything has to be perfect.'

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."

'To err is human, but that's no excuse.'