Sound Impression Enthusiast Pillows

"That was a F-16 breaking the sound barrier, now here's my.."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Future garbage truck driver.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Tong!"

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

My other cello is a Stradivari

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Artist and Musician

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'It's in case I need a laugh track.'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Library Grand Opening

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

The Gong

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

Playing dustbins

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

"Would you mind telling me why you keep hitting a scary-music sound bite every time you pick up your steak knife?"

Gettysburg Address, "Now can we have it as a sound bite ?"

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.