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"Hey! Get a load of the acoustics."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

Artist and Musician

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

My other cello is a Stradivari

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Subwoofer

Music producers.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Music for car stereos

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"You know damn well what noise!"

"Brat"

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

The dream works when the team works!

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

It's an iphone rehearsal.

"Turn down the bass."

"Is there an audio edition?"

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

Music Freak.

The Gong