Sound Design Aficionado T-Shirts

"Hey! Get a load of the acoustics."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

My other cello is a Stradivari

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Artist and Musician

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Music producers.

Subwoofer

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"Brat"

Music for car stereos

"You know damn well what noise!"

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

The dream works when the team works!

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

"Turn down the bass."

"Is there an audio edition?"

Kissing Prompt

Music Freak.

"Would you mind telling me why you keep hitting a scary-music sound bite every time you pick up your steak knife?"

The Gong