Soul Scrubber Prints

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

Christian and Born again Christian...

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

'Honestly, Geraldine, you're not like any other penguin I've ever met.'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

Existential Risk

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

"Spent the first five years in Hell. I didn't sell my soul, I leased it."

'Don't look upon me as a priest, look upon me as your personal 'After Life Coach.''

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

'It's not considered good form to brag about extinguishing your ego.'

"The meaning of life at a glance"

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

"I'm competitive,cruel,glad when my friends fail...I've no idea why I'm here."

"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"

Bob Dylan

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

"You'll find it's lonely at the top."

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."

"Do you think of yourself as a spiritual person?"