Silly Scrubber Prints

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

Pie Filling Reader

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

The Gong

'Information gathering.'

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

Kevin was very houseproud and it showed.

'Hell, no, I don't want any sake.'

The man who bought a sofa that was not in a sale.

Butcher's Sock.

'This should really freak out the bird watchers.'

Gag pitchforks.

Cow Pockets

'Warm a chair...swill coffee...thumb through catalogues and surf the Internet... By golly, Ted, he's RIGHT. They're all in his job description!'

'Hand over all your money or the toaster gets it!'

Think globally, act silly!

"If they didn't show commercials, people wouldn't know what to buy."