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',,, You'll give me a lightning-quick crossover dribble and the ability to dunk, and all I owe you is my immortal soul ,,,'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

'Honestly, Geraldine, you're not like any other penguin I've ever met.'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

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"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

"Spent the first five years in Hell. I didn't sell my soul, I leased it."

The rich, the poor and the terrorist...

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

"I'll have whatever they're having."

"The defendant wishes to change his plea, from 'not guilty' to 'no collusion'."

Thomas Aquinas

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

Jim was busy detoxing his negative thinking patterns.

Life is just four letters...

"You should do a sermon on the dangers of stupidity."

'Just thinking about New Year's resolutions makes me tired.'

"Dear God, what's the meaning of knife."

Heart in a bottle

I wonder if they can think...

Exercise for the end of the day...

"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."

'Your prayers may be monitored for quality assurance.'

'Mr. Turtle is interested in 'Single Prayer Health Insurance'...'

Past, Present, Future Thoughts

"Wouldn't I have to pent first?"

"If God had meant for penguins to fly he'd have given us feathers."