Sorrow Sipper Prints

"Keep 'em coming until I smile."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

Liquidity Lunch

Corpse Reviver Number 2

'Can you recommend something that will make my date sound interesting.'

"You took your time!" "Better latte than never"

"How do I know if it's fresh?... You asked for 'the soup of the day'. You didn't specify what day."

"Mom, what kind of soup do we eat when we're sick?"

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

Fallen Angel.

"Sipsies?"

"I'll just have a Diet Coke. I'm in the middle of my novel."

"My famous chicken soup! The secret ingredient is the rum."

"A foot bath after a long hard day at work is really nice!"

"It's still stew but the celebrity chef wants to call it a deconstructed steak and ale pie with a dusting of salt in a brown sauce coulis."

'Before we get into the scope, the breadth, the gravity and the cost of this mess...pour yourself a drink...'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'Oh alright then, just to the top"

Scariest Tactics

Men's Parallel Bars

'As a gastroenterologist, what would you take for this soup?'

Homeworking has really been the death of the office party, what do you think?

"I've never been wild about this bar, but it does get you where you want to go."

"Generally speaking, when his nose gives way, it means he's had enough."

'It's better to drink a little too much than much too little!'