Soprano Supporter Pillows

Giuseppe Verdi

Applause

Saxophone Player.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Johannes Sebastian Bach

I love my Uke.

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

French suppers.

"String quartets! Minor rhapsodies! Little symphonies!"

The Music Lover.

"The guy's a natural!"

More Arts Council cuts...

James Levine

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

Louis Antoine Jullien

Proud Mum.

Please consider donating your cancelled ticket so that we may sing again for you very soon.

Sir John Barbirolli

Antonin Dvorak

"Don't forget the spaghetti dinner at Sparolini's after the show."

The great bespeak for Miss Snevellicci

Violinists.

Other men just sing in the bath

"Instead of a three-hour play with 20 performers, what about a single performer, alone onstage, telling jokes for 30 minutes?"

Giuseppe Verdi

"Don't be so mean...give him some money!"

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

Singer warming up (me me me me). How singers become self-centered.

"You do know, don't you, that Frank was raised by sopranos. . .?"

Singing is everyone's shower rights.

"I set a limit: one pity play per actor friend per year."

'He's definitely not a top flite.'

'He puts on a big tough-guy front, but he cried and cried during the 'Sopranos' finale.'

Standup translator...

Alanis Morissette