Sophisticated Seafood Enthusiast Prints

Civilized Salmon

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"How fresh is the calamari?"

Your lobster was off!

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

"How's the salmon?"

Prawn Cocktail Please

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

A man and baby wearing bibs

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Dali Chooses a Lobster

Cat to fisherman about his caught fish: 'Let me clean them.'

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"