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'Because that's what tomcats do... they go out at night.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Zoo.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Seagiraffes

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"The hyenas started it."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

"First date hairball... awkward."

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

The Trojan Beagle.

Cat in a flap

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Tallyho!"

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."