Songbird Serenader T-Shirts

'There we are - what bird could resist a restaurant on its doorstep.'

"They're wonderful mimics."

"Here it is. It's a rare song bird called Francisus Albertus Sinatras."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

Saxophone Player.

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Guitar Man.

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

A woman playing a keyboard

Occupational Hazards.

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Have I told you lately that I love you

Love birds playing a guitar.

Busking during a pandemic

Festive squad

A masked man serenading

My Violinist Valentine

"I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs for $185 million."

Aimee Mann

'Croak something romantic, will ya?'

'Do you practice everyday or are you always this annoying?'

"Oh my God with the singing!"

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

'Oh, I hate when this happens! What do you do when you get a song stuck in your head?'

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

Button up your overcoat.

Guitar.

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

Musician

"When I fall in love – It will be.... for heifer..."

Trumpet and birds

Simon and Garfunkel's Spice Rack.