Songbird Of The Sea Gifts

'How many times have I told you that it's impolite to break out into whale song while you're filter feeding?'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

Guitar Man.

A woman playing a keyboard

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Have I told you lately that I love you

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Festive squad

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

"Oh my God with the singing!"

'Oh, I hate when this happens! What do you do when you get a song stuck in your head?'

"I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs for $185 million."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Aimee Mann

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

Button up your overcoat.

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

"When they pass around the coffee and the...pumpkin pie!"

"When I fall in love – It will be.... for heifer..."

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

Simon and Garfunkel's Spice Rack.

Memories Of Lauren Bacall

"…'Hey, Mr Tally man, Tally me banana' …when I first heard that song I knew I had to be and accountant."

'Because they don't know the words.'

'Nana nana, Bo Fana, Banana Fana, Fo Fana Fee Fy Banana.'

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

"Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?"

'Have you heard the fisherman's song. . .To dream the impossibe bream.'

"What'll I eat, when you, are far away, and I am blue, what'll I eat?"