Song Of Sixpence Pillows

'Note to self: Blackbirds. 4 and 20. Pie.'

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"When you said that your boyfriend had a six-pack..."

John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues

Dollars Press Conference

Pandora's box.

Those who fail to learn from the past will be forced to relive it.

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

"At last they paid off their sub-prime fairy-tale and lived happily ever after."

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

'This course is a great ego builder.'

You think you have feelings of worthlessness? You ought to see my portfolio!

'I can't take all the credit. My childhood imaginary friend picked a lot of my stocks.'

"Once upon a time, gold was 60 pounds an ounce."

Faith Intact

"And that's how Twitter almost crashed the Dow."

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

'A sure-win radio talk show. People phone in with questions on existence and reality, and you respond with total silence.'

Business Fairy Tales.

Big Bad Wolf Foreclosure.

Ok, you were right – Dogs can see ghosts.

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

'We've been going together for six months now, Rupert -- When are you going to open up?'

Italy Shackled by the Euro Debt Crisis

'Stocks today remained unchanged on news 'the more things change, the more they stay the same''

'I'm too tired to hear the whole story. Who wins, the bear or the bull?'

Accounting's poet laureate.

"Pensions is a complicated business."

'Once upon a time there were five economic tests...'

The Economy is in Decline!!

"You don't have to spend a lot of money to have a good time?"

John Milton