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"Let's see him get out of this sonata."

Concert Pianist.

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Pianist carrying his instrument.

Maestro

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Sergey Rahmaninov

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

Jean Sibelius.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

"If my husband finds out about us. . .listen, we must cover our tracks so well that no one believes that dinosaurs and humans existed at the same time!"

Houdini 2019

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

"Look—there it goes again!"

The Moonlight Sonata

"Tonight I shall be humming Chopin's Sonata..."

Fritz Kreisler.

'Wait for me!'

"Nobody ever illegally downloaded my recordings of the Beethoven Sonatas, either."

Harpist

'Sir! Elsworth's away from his desk again!'

"Another tiny victory in my never-ending quest for fun."

'Jane It used to be jungle out there'

Tortured by music

'No-one can avoid cuts!'

"I fled from suppression, torture, exploitation and bullies."

"It doesn't look too promising."

"Please go to voicemail...please go to voice...Oh Hi...so glad I caught you!"

'Not so fast Mr. Smith... you're forgetting the fit note I've filled out for your employer.'

'He won't be easy to catch. He's well rested - slept through the sermon.'