Solar Power T-Shirts

'I've worked out how to keep our solar panels generating electricity during winter.'

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

'Where the devil is all that solar heat we sored up last summer?'

Solar Power.

'Explain to me again how installing solar lights will solve the lack of winter sunshine in the Antarctic?'

'They're actually street lamp-powered panels.'

"No you hear me correctly, I'm a solar bear"

Solar Bear

'You know what: These solar-powered fans are great!'

"We've gone green. We use solar power to ignite the coal we burn."

'He's got a new job as a solar power lobbyist.'

"If God did not want us to burn fossil fuels, he would have provided an alternative source of energy."

"Can Hiram call you back? He's adjusting our solar panels."

"You've broken half me solar panels, ya t***a!"

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

"They're full of solar panels."

'See I told you! Nobody joins and angry, vengeful mob carrying a solar garden light!'

'Wait till you see our solar panel.'

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

'Solar energy's great ... except in a monsoon season.'

'If only there was a way to keep electrical costs down...'

"Tell us the truth - it was you pedaling all the time, wasn't it?"

"The latest weapon of mass destruction invented by the humans is solar powered."

Bad Idea #24: tanning under a solar powered sun lamp.

Solar energy's great----Except in a monsoon season.

"This is a little ironic, but, I've got a dead battery."

Renewable energies and mobile telephones

"Since I installed this solar panel, I don't need to hibernate."

"I see you have had solar panels fitted?"

"I had no idea he runs on solar power."

A snail with a solar panel

The Environmentalist

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!