Soil Scientist At Heart Pillows

'Boy this is a great garden: You can taste the natural compost and fertilizer...'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

'That plant food really works!'

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

'The good news is I just dethatched the lawn. The bad news is the lawn was nothing but thatch. . .'

How's this mulch for improving my soil? Not good. It's full of toxic wood chips. They poison the dirt and don't decompose. Just what I need. Subprime loam.

The timing doesn't work for eco-club to start a garden. I have a better idea. Build a compost bin. You can recycle the school's leaves and grass clippings. You'll have good soil for a garden next spring. That's not enough time for college admissions essays. Write about the trauma of delayed gratification. Never heard of it.

Facial hair continental drift.

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

User friendly soil.

'He may have green fingers, but he's got dirty finger nails!'

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

Earthly Delights Garden Centre

I'm looking for a job?

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A garden Part 7

Worm Appreciation Society!

'Try to relax, Ed. It's a beach, not sandy soil.'

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.'

A misery of mole hills

'I find that an hour in the compost pile provides my minimum daily requirement of everything.'

"Oh, boy! My favorite! plotting soil!"

Worrying about college costs isn't helping. Let's get to work. I'll take that customer. Tree's Tree Nursery. That was a good start toward college! Indeed. Another 25 hydrangeas and we'll almost have enough for your first botony textbook.

Google Earth, Google Peet

'So aunt Lois I hear you've developed quite a green thumb.'

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

Gardening Tips - allow worms to drag unwanted organic matter deep into the soil