Soil Scientist At Heart Mugs

'Boy this is a great garden: You can taste the natural compost and fertilizer...'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

'That plant food really works!'

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

'The good news is I just dethatched the lawn. The bad news is the lawn was nothing but thatch. . .'

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

Facial hair continental drift.

User friendly soil.

'He may have green fingers, but he's got dirty finger nails!'

Earthly Delights Garden Centre

I'm looking for a job?

'Try to relax, Ed. It's a beach, not sandy soil.'

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

Worm Appreciation Society!

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.'

A misery of mole hills

'I find that an hour in the compost pile provides my minimum daily requirement of everything.'

"Oh, boy! My favorite! plotting soil!"

'So aunt Lois I hear you've developed quite a green thumb.'

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

Gardening Tips - allow worms to drag unwanted organic matter deep into the soil

"You've got to help me, Tom... my garden is out of control!"