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"Yep. Looks like that email attachement had a virus in it." "I feel so violated..."

'Where was the TSA?'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

A Little Extra

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

CCTV in church.

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

The Ayatollah Bomb?

Biro Security

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

IT security.

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."

The ultimate Secret Service demotion. We're sending you to guard Mount Rushmore.

'Someone is reading our emails. I'm afraid this means we're going to have to talk to each other.'