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"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"

'Where was the TSA?'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

CCTV in church.

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

The Ayatollah Bomb?

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"

IT security.

'Don't worry -- the security camera is for your own protection.'

'Principal McWit, a student without an appointment is here and says he's holding your computer access codes for ransom.'

The prime minister: the current threat to national security...