Soft Touch Aficionado Gifts

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'Read any good Apps lately?'

Teddy and friends.

Ball Pool Peril

Employment Agency. I didn't hire him -- Those bipedal guys are are afraid to get their hands dirty.

Ball pit

'Have a little patience, Sir - We're not machines...'

I'm not saying he's dumb, but talking to him is like talking to a firewall.

'Sweetheart, It's time you knew... Your father isn't a real wildlife biologist.'

Mall: "We always hold hands - If I let go, she shops."

"If she's here, that means I've just spent 20 minutes reading bedtime stories to a bed full of soft toys?"

Ball Pit Island

"I'm still worried about not finding the end of your finger."

Lover's Lane (Signpost reads Andover/Legover).

"Need hug."

The future Muhammad Ali about to be conceived.

'We're seeing more of this in the touch-pad era: your fingertips need a retread.'

"I agree, everything he writes is a snoozefest. But the readers can't get enough of his interest stories."

'Ta da! Sailing in a row-boat!'

'Do you mind? I'm trying to read.'

Brian meets his new coworker, and wonders if they have anything in common. (offcie worker meeting a robot)

'We find it helps to lighten the mood.'

Tactile Art.

'You've been giving me the stink eye for two months. What gives?'

'Ideally, I'd like to work with my hands.'

"I already had the snorkel, so I figured, why not!"

I tried listening to an e-book, but I missed the tactile sensation of the tip of my finger on glass.

"I can't eat a teddy bear! I'm a vegetarian!"

"And don't think I'm gonna go easy on you just because we used to sleep together!"

"It's tough to admit that now I will never own a bookcase which springs open to reveal a hidden room ..."

John couldn't bring himself to give up his childhood friends!

Riverdance school

'I don't care where you lost your yarmulke, if you don't find it I'm not bringing you here again.'