Soft Touch Aficionado Gifts

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'Read any good Apps lately?'

Teddy and friends.

Ball Pool Peril

Ball pit

'Sweetheart, It's time you knew... Your father isn't a real wildlife biologist.'

'Have a little patience, Sir - We're not machines...'

Mall: "We always hold hands - If I let go, she shops."

Ball Pit Island

"If she's here, that means I've just spent 20 minutes reading bedtime stories to a bed full of soft toys?"

"I'm still worried about not finding the end of your finger."

'Ta da! Sailing in a row-boat!'

'We're seeing more of this in the touch-pad era: your fingertips need a retread.'

Lover's Lane (Signpost reads Andover/Legover).

"Need hug."

"I agree, everything he writes is a snoozefest. But the readers can't get enough of his interest stories."

'Do you mind? I'm trying to read.'

Brian meets his new coworker, and wonders if they have anything in common. (offcie worker meeting a robot)

'We find it helps to lighten the mood.'

"I already had the snorkel, so I figured, why not!"

'Ideally, I'd like to work with my hands.'

'You've been giving me the stink eye for two months. What gives?'

Tactile Art.

"I can't eat a teddy bear! I'm a vegetarian!"

"And don't think I'm gonna go easy on you just because we used to sleep together!"

"It's tough to admit that now I will never own a bookcase which springs open to reveal a hidden room ..."

John couldn't bring himself to give up his childhood friends!

Riverdance school

'I don't care where you lost your yarmulke, if you don't find it I'm not bringing you here again.'