Glass Touch Enthusiast Gifts

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

First O.M.G. church.

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

'Have a little patience, Sir - We're not machines...'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

Wine-tasting Tour.

'I knew we should have brought your marigolds,dear!'

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

'Because I can get things done. I mean, don't I make him look a lot smarter? And I'm not plain glass. . . I swear!'

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

'I must warn you, I'm an army boxer.'

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

'Dame Edna has a lot to answer for'

"I'm still worried about not finding the end of your finger."

'We're seeing more of this in the touch-pad era: your fingertips need a retread.'

'What do you like about her?'

SMS filing system

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

Crowd of glasses Wearers.