Soft Drinks T-Shirts

Man standing in front of a vending machine for cold drinks

Lemonade - Don't Pay Till 2010

Spring Water

'Light refreshments now being served'

"I'm cutting you off, pal. You've had enough Snapple."

Cola Observatory

"The idea is to start a little satellite program of our own...."

'Do you have any root-beer that's not old-fashioned?'

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

Buy two 16 oz drinks and get a free sippy hat!

New and improved 16 oz. soda cup.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

On holiday.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Selling lemon latt�

'No ice.'

Cat Nip.

'Steak Ted?'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Low-Energy Drinks

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"We won!"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Tea of Love

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

The Alpha Seltzer

Beers

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.