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Man standing in front of a vending machine for cold drinks

Lemonade - Don't Pay Till 2010

Spring Water

'Light refreshments now being served'

"I'm cutting you off, pal. You've had enough Snapple."

Cola Observatory

Dear Sadie, Coke or Pepsi? Actual reader question. You're really asking that questions? The answer is so obvious: Coke! Or Pepsi. Definitely Pepsi! What's important in my line of work is not the answer but how strongly you express it. Send questions to asksadiesho@gmail.com

"The idea is to start a little satellite program of our own...."

'Do you have any root-beer that's not old-fashioned?'

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

Buy two 16 oz drinks and get a free sippy hat!

New and improved 16 oz. soda cup.

"Here, son, don't forget your glass of fizzy."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

On holiday.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Selling lemon latt�

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'No ice.'

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

Cat Nip.

'Steak Ted?'

Low-Energy Drinks

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"We won!"

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Beers

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"