Sofa Styling Sorcerer Gifts

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

'Needs salt!'

Computer Expert

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"The couch hates me Jane!"

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

The sofa freshly made up...

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

"What a midfield wizard!"

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

"He's done it your majesty! He's turned lead into a screenplay!"

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

Chillaxing!

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

"It might be this Christmas, it might be next."

I'd say you've got assertivity issues

'When we got married, I said I'd move mountains for you...I never said anything about a sofa!'

Plein Air Painting: Quarantine Edition

'I don't care WHO started it!'