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Sofa Socializer T-Shirts
Celebrate their social zest with t-shirts that showcase their outgoing personality. Fun, stylish, and perfect for casual hangouts or lazy weekends with friends.
"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."
'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'
Quiz Night...
'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'
The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.
Beer Garden Kit
'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'
"Would you like to be notified by text when I'm bored and want to go home?"
"I finally lost a few ounces with my activity tracker. I took it off."
The Devil's advocaat.
"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."
"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."
"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."
"I gotta log off, guys - I just encountered some malicious spyware."
Getting old...
Flexible working
"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."
"Oh, no thank you. I’m rumaki-free."
"You ruin every virtual party we go to!"
'She's spring cleaning and you?'
University Challenged
I'd say you've got assertivity issues
Will Make You Sick So You Can Go Home.
"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."
'When we got married, I said I'd move mountains for you...I never said anything about a sofa!'
'Well at least we know there's no chance of either of us being over the drink-drive limit!'
'I wish my wife would stop playing mind games with me. I'm tired of losing.'
"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"
"Every bar has its obnoxious drunk."
"This one looks promising... likes sushi, long winter nights and chilling out in large groups."
"It can never work out between us. You're selfie, Instagram, and twitter shy."
It's called 'Pretentious.' It tastes like crap, but it's $100 per bottle!
"Our flying monkeys really seem to be hitting it off."
"I moved here just six months ago and already I'm part of the local color."
Sofa Socializer T-Shirts Collection
Sofa Socializer Mugs
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Sofa Socializer Pillows
Complete their social setup with quirky pillows that add comfort and personality to their living space.
Sofa Socializer Prints
Browse our engaging prints that capture the fun-loving spirit of your favorite social butterfly.