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'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

Wine Lady

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Happy Hour

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

Just the one...

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

'Malty tasking.'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

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"You're going to regret this in the morning."

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

"If there's been a constant theme in my life It's that I'm really thirsty."

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

"Your shout!"

"You want your olive?"

It was the bottom of the fifth and the bases were loaded.

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

Join me in a beer?

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

'Listen, if they didn't have alcohol in heaven, it wouldn't be heaven!'

"Ignore gordon. He's had a snootfull."

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."