Socioeconomic Issues Gifts

poverty-stricken family watching T.V. "God bless the Royal Family...what would we do without them?"

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"I'm sorry...I've got to grease so many palms and I have to pay so many prostitutes and I just got a five-digit-bonus..."

Dog Days

This income gap between the rich and the poor is out of control. Huh? It's the worst it's been since before the Depression. Where are you getting this? Out front. Oh no. You're being left behind! An I still watch Idol?

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

'Here it reads, pet care is close to a $40,000 billion industry. . .'

"Maybe we should start thinking outside the box..."

'Bypass? This is more like a bill for an overpass!'

'Did they have to stay in a stable because their family credit had been cut, like ours?'

"I'm an environmentalist. I think about where I am and wonder how I got here!"

In search of the American dream...

"I don't see why you're so against casinos...the redistribute the wealth."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

The Anti-Agent

Support the Ex-Troops

America, are we learning anything?

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"Gee, thanks pal."

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

National Everything Awareness Day

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Meet the Enemy

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Critisize your weight.

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Real Life/Surreal Life

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'