Sociopolitical Issues Gifts

'Still, there's a lot of money to be made.'

'. . . I go like dude, second hand smoke is so uncool!. . .So now he's filed a complaint with the condo committee that my musings penetrate his walls and he's suffering from second hand thought!'

'Looks good to me, but I'll run it past Bill O'Reilly!'

'Don't forget 20 goes on admin costs,'

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

"I'm about as mainstream as you can get. I go to church, I'm all for the family, I hate Saddam Hussein, and I'm unemployed."

The Trumpie

Retired Early

Queue to see Queen Elizabeth II lying in state and queue for food bank.

Ask Sadie™. Dear Irresponsible Sadie: Last week you said riots are the natural response to police brutality. How dare you excuse looting and property damage and violence!!!! By excusing riots, you are contributing to the cycle violence. You have a public platform and with that comes responsibility. You, Sadie, have A LOT to learn!!! -Disappointed in Delaware. You need to learn the difference between an explanation and "excuse," you condescending, insufferable Troglodyte! I mean ... thank you fo

"Workers have obligation to limit their economic demands to make the USA more competitive!"

Lazy fat cat relying upon his workers.

Going for Broke

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

The Anti-Agent

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Support the Ex-Troops

America, are we learning anything?

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"Gee, thanks pal."

National Everything Awareness Day

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Meet the Enemy

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Critisize your weight.

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Real Life/Surreal Life

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'