Societies Gifts

"I should now like to call this AGM to...to...er..."

'Sorry, this is the Billionaires club. The Millionaires club is down the street.'

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

OPTIMISTS' CLUB, 'They said they never expected ME to show up.'

The Stand-about society.

'Tortoise fanciers dinner 6:30pm for 10pm'

'Don't bother Daddy — he just got blackballed from the Hanseatic League.'

National Anonymous Society: Member of the Month, John Doe.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Lynching on social media

"Gee, thanks pal."

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

Oligarchy

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

Kritik's Korner

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Where does it all end up?

"I'm the bad guy..."

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"