Societal Critique Connoisseur Gifts

"It's taken me a while, but I can finally see the value in having tons of money."

Reading my Critics

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

Totalitarian Humour

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

"My kid could do that."

'This year, Sire, I've created a socko narrative of scatological raillery and rollicking nihilism which ends with a sexy justification for third quarter losses.'

Sculptor's chippings

'This advertising campagn is stupid and disgusting and it appeals to peoples' most primitive instincts. I love it.'

Barbed Pen

Mo's USA Bar: Tips/Tariffs

"Poor bastard. The New York 'Times' just panned his zinfandel."

"The show's a big hit, but a little too risque. It's not worth the aggravation we're getting from the watchdog groups."

'Look on it as... constructive criticism.'

'Let me guess: you and everyone else?'

"The first three chapters read like they were written by some guy on a couch."

"My bouche was not amused."

Our Mission: "Who are we trying to kid? It's just one day at a time around here!"

Film Critic

The Man of Taste.

"It's too academic."

Please do not give insider tips to the bears.

'... And that's all from this bulletin. But I'll be back with more bad news at six.'

Algernon Swinburne

Crazy Ideas

Comment on food.